24 Totally Accurate Tweets About Netflix’s ‘Malcolm & Marie’

This Malcolm & Marie movie makes me feeling like I’m the friend in the back of the car as the toxic couple argues in the front. & Idk how to honestly feel about it. #MalcolmAndMarie pic.twitter.com/G9QdpmX5az

— A Legendary Artist (@realtwiggyt) February 6, 2021

Malcolm & Marie is all of twitter's relationship advice put into one film.

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) February 6, 2021

Me: Ok I can handle an hour and 46 minutes of Malcolm & Marie
My heart: pic.twitter.com/QKTqsqHupD

— creole griot (@BleuBrumeux) February 6, 2021

Malcolm & Marie made me very grateful for my healthy relationship

— Chelsea 🌻✨ (@ComeSeaMe24) February 6, 2021

Malcolm: stay right there, you look so beautiful, happy thoughts
*goes to pee…returns*
Marie: https://t.co/l1bKa76VwU

— JERM🦠 (@byDonJerm) February 7, 2021

Malcolm talking about he don’t need Marie and every time it get too quiet he running through the house panicked “MARIE…….. MARIE……. MARIE” #MalcolmAndMarie pic.twitter.com/Qtoo2GaMlu

— Rihanna’s Blunt Smoke 💨💨💨 (@Lady_Gemini605) February 6, 2021

malcolm and marie's neighbors listening to all this yelling #MalcolmAndMarie pic.twitter.com/GRPpRM4csU

— in charge of the girls (@AmeriKraut) February 6, 2021

Every time I think Malcolm and Marie are okay, one of them comes back and choose chaos 😭💀 #MalcolmAndMarie

— CowboyMocha🤠 (@lisajohnax) February 6, 2021

This writing in Malcolm and Marie….they just throwing big words at each other. "You compartmentalize me into your dogmatic presuppositions regarding what you desire as opposed to bringing intention to the idea that your fantasies belie the true meaning of our relationship".

— Crinkum-Crankum (@ChimGAT) February 5, 2021

No one:
Malcolm and Marie in #MalcolmAndMarie : pic.twitter.com/AcbMFlQ2jN

— gabby (@gavanloud) February 6, 2021

i'm disappointed to report that Malcolm and Marie is not, in fact, about Zendaya slowly poisoning her emotionally abusive boyfriend, as I'd guessed from the previews

— NAACP AWARD NOMINEE Camryn Garrett (@dancingofpens) February 6, 2021

I just started #MalcolmAndMarie and Marie was right.. Malcolm cannot deescalate a situation to save his life. He started raising his voice first.

— Ride the Maverick (also known as Drica) (@iam_MaxineShaw) February 6, 2021