If you’re wondering why black folks are looking for their superpowers on December 21…let me explain.
Tonight, Jupiter and Saturn will appear to align in the night sky, which is known in astronomy as astronomical conjunction.
Since this hasn’t happened in 794 years, my melanin nation has declared the conjunction a supernatural reset.
Basically, all black folks will acquire superpowers from the conjunction.
Many of my melanated brothers and sisters have been anxiously anticipating their superpowers all day.
Once you acquire your superpowers make sure you use them for good because there is enough evil in this world.