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Quincy Jones has pros in different area codes and continents!

The music icon recently sat down with GQ magazine for a shenanigan-filled interview, where the 84-year-old said he has 22 girlfriends around the world…and they all know about each other.

Get into his Viagra-laced excerpt below.

“I got 22 girlfriends.”

You serious?
“I was married three times, man. Was told not to marry actresses or singers. I ended up with two actresses, Peggy Lipton and Nastassja Kinski (9), and a superstar model. I didn’t listen to all the advice.” He laughs again.

You really have 22 girlfriends?
“Hell yeah. Everywhere. Cape Town. Cairo. Stockholm—she’s coming in next week. Brazil—Belo Horizonte, São Paulo, and Rio. Shanghai—got a great girl over there from Shanghai, man. Cairo, whew.”

They all know about each other?
“Yeah, I don’t lie. And it’s amazing—women get it, man. Don’t you ever forget they’re 13 years smarter than we are. Don’t you ever forget it.”

Can I ask how old the youngest one is, and the oldest one?
“Well, my daughters gave me new numbers, because they kept saying, ‘Dad, you can’t go out with girls younger than us.’ I said, ‘Y’all are not young anymore.…’ So the new numbers are 28 to 42. They gave them to me.”

Would you ever go out with anyone your own age?
“Hell no!” Jones gives me a look, a kind of incredulity that is some mixture of horror and bewilderment. “You see me with an 84-year-old woman? Are you crazy?”

And why not?
“Why not??? Why? For what, man? There’s nothing…there’s no upside. You gotta be kidding. I got me some technology out there”—he gestures to the mansion’s perimeter—”that keep fat and old away from here. Buzzes if they’re too old. But you’d be surprised.… These women, the young ones, are aggressive now. Oh my God, they’re fearless, man. All over the world.”

Quincy better chill before he ends up in some #MeToo mess!

For some reason the first thought that came to mind when I read this interview was:

“How did he die? On top of me……”