Neiman Marcus triiiiiiied it!
The high end retailer excitedly announced their new holiday menu, which includes collard greens for $81.50 ($66 + $15.50 shipping). Yes, I said collard greens!
The Neiman Marcus bourgeois greens are fully cooked and “seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon.”
I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.
It wasn’t long before the retailer began trending on social media as folks swooped down on them for obvious reasons.
See a few reactions from the Twittersphere below.
I hope the spirit of every black grandmama both dead & alive rises up to smite the shit outta Neiman Marcus over these #GentrifiedGreens 😠😠😠
— Black Girl Anime Otaku (@BlackAnimeGirl7) November 1, 2016
The fact Neiman Marcus shipping collard greens lets me know it's almost time for the Lord to return and take us all of earth.
— R’Avion (@icanonlybemekh) November 1, 2016
Neiman Marcus gonna start selling neck bones for $45 at the end of the month.
— wordsfromNyamekye (@HiImCARLLISTUS) November 1, 2016
Who's ordering collard greens from Neiman Marcus this thanksgiving? Who's losing me as a friend?
— Mothership2Sirius (@_erynamelism) November 1, 2016
Did I just see that Neiman Marcus is selling trays of collard greens for $66 plus shipping? I'm in the wrong business
— Joel Jackson (@boomer4568) November 1, 2016
I don't understand why Neiman Marcus is selling collard greens. I-I just don't.
— Scuba Steve (@keiwei_) November 2, 2016