Neiman Marcus Is Selling Fully Cooked Collard Greens For $81.50!

 

Neiman Marcus triiiiiiied it!

The high end retailer excitedly announced their new holiday menu, which includes collard greens for $81.50 ($66 + $15.50 shipping). Yes, I said collard greens!

The Neiman Marcus bourgeois greens are fully cooked and “seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon.”

I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.

Neiman Marcus Is Selling Fully Cooked Collard Greens For $81.50!

It wasn’t long before the retailer began trending on social media as folks swooped down on them for obvious reasons.

See a few reactions from the Twittersphere below.

 

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