Ok, I don’t have much time and neither do you. You’ve been re-activated! The movie bootleggers have struck again. Follow these instructions: Go to the kitchen and look in the refrigerator between the bologna and red Kool-aid. There’s a package. Open it. Play the CD labeled “Drake/Meek Mill diss record”. It has intelligence that the terrorist organization known as “The Downloaders” are planning to infiltrate EVERY barber/beauty shop and flood the hood with wack- a$$ blurry versions of Tyler Perry films. This absolutely CANNOT happen. Your mission, should you choose to accept it; stop The Downloaders before they create hood-wide irreparable damage! Your team member, Tom Cruise, is on his own adventure called Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation. Will this new mission be successful like the last ones, or will this be impossible to watch? This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
As always…Let’s go!