Frens, Denman Brush just hopped on social media with an official apology statement, and let me tell you, this might be the funniest corporate confession I’ve seen all year.
The beloved hair tool brand says they’re sorry for the shocking, deeply disruptive, totally chaotic experience of… giving people great hair.
According to Denman, their brushes have been out here detangling too easily, gliding through knots like a seasoned hairstylist on a mission, leaving folks confused, unprepared, and emotionally stable. Wild behavior.
The Detangling Drama
In the statement, Denman admitted they never meant to eliminate the usual tears, tugging, and pre-detangle pep talks many of us have known since childhood.
Apparently, giving you a smooth, painless hair session was “irresponsible.”
Personally, I think we should thank them for reducing emotional damage, but okay, accountability.
Curls Poppin’ Too Hard
The brand also apologized for the way their brushes have been styling curls a little too well.
The bounce. The definition. The shine. The compliments that won’t stop.
Denman understands that random admiration can be disruptive, which is why they’re sorry for making your curls steal the show.
Friendship Breakdowns And Brush Theft
They even addressed the epidemic of “borrowing” that ends with your brush mysteriously vanishing.
Denman knows their products are so good they’ve caused tension in friendships.
Not them acknowledging curl envy as a real community issue.
The Durability Offense
To make matters worse, the brushes last for years. Absolutely outrageous.
According to Denman, some of y’all may have wanted an excuse to buy another one sooner.
Once again, they apologize for being too reliable.
Will We Forgive Them?
Denman wrapped their statement with a heartfelt plea, saying they never meant to improve our hair routines this dramatically.
Honestly, if loving a brush that detangles without tears and makes curls flourish is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Drop down in the comments and let me know if you accept Denman’s apology or if you’re still holding a grudge for all the unsolicited compliments you’ve received.
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